spinthemoon (spinthemoon) wrote,
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spinthemoon

Five signs you need to sex up your wardrobe

1. All your underwear came in a four-pack. From Sam's.

2. Your good bra is the one without safety pins.

3. You convince yourself that yoga pants are sexy.

4. Everything you sleep in has a looney tunes character on it.

5. Your husband starts referring to your galoshes as your "slut boots".
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