Because I'm not feeling particularly funny these days. But I feel obligated to post something funny. I haven't posted in a few days because I didn't feel like i could live up to the "funny standard" I've set. Yeah, I know, you're thinking, What's she talking about? This blog isn't funny.
In any case, since I can't think of anything on my own, here's my latest Dumb Joke I Love: What has four legs, a tail, and goes Oom, Oom, Oom?
Are you sure?
OK: A cow walking backwards.