If I ask The Boy if I can give him a hug, he puts up his hand and says, "No thank you."
A co-worker and I came up with the idea of vaporizing people's bodies after they've died, instead of having to cremate or bury them. Wouldn't that be cool? Kinda like getting phasered on Star Trek.
I returned my BIL's drill today, and I hadn't even had it six months yet.
I really need to fling my pressure cooker, which does not pressurize, but I can't seem to let it go. Flylady would have many unflattering things to say about that. To which I reply, "Get over it, Flylady"
We are almost out of nutella. Thank goodness tomorrow is grocery day.
How long can I leave my poinsettias on the porch? I didn't expect them to live this long.
Apparently, the word "gallop" is really, really funny if you're three.