Apparently, depending on the day, I write like:
Chuck Palahniuk / David Foster Wallace / Arthur Clarke / H. P. Lovecraft / Douglas Adams / Stephen King / Ian Fleming / Ray Bradbury / Dan Brown / James Joyce / Gertrude Stein
Husband got a particular laugh out of the Stephen King result. I might have shriveled a little on the inside at Dan Brown. But the Bradbury made up for it.
I can't decide if this means I have a unique voice, or I just can't figure out who to steal from.