Yesterday, as I was walking to my car after work, I noticed a piece of paper on the windshield. My first thought was that someone had run into my car and left a note. Which was a logical conclusion, because our parking garage is really hard to maneuver in, and none of the other cars had anything on their windshields.
But it wasn't a note. It was a flyer. For a movie I've never heard of. It looked like this:

And I'm wondering, is this a threat? Am I the Gringo? Should I be worried? Why am I the only one who got one? I don't have a Mad Max is my Master Now bumper sticker or a vanity plate with "I <3 Mel" and I haven't been walking around lamenting that there isn't going to be a Lethal Weapon #462 any time soon. I was parked on the sixth floor, so it's not like someone was just walking down the street past my car.
Was it a message from the universe? Maybe it was Mel! Although if he's trying to drum up business, he's being kinda creepy about it.