We have been invaded. With Crazy Ants. And it's driving me crazy. They are everywhere.

They're in the yard. In our cars. In the house. Last weekend, Husband washed his car and they swarmed the driveway so thickly it looked like it was moving. Three crawled across my arm while I was sitting at the computer.

At least they don't bite. But it's unnerving to have them crawling everywhere. And I'm afraid they're going to eat the wiring and burn the house down. Or get in the computer and short it out.

I'm thinking of buying an anteater.