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Tile me no lies, or, It Pays to Shop When the Boss is in the Store [Aug. 26th, 2008|10:06 pm]
spinthemoon

Guess what is sitting in my living room right now? Go on, guess. If you've been paying any attention at all, this is a gimmie.

Saturday we were out running errands and I wanted to make one last effort to pick out some tile. I was resigned to not getting the tile, and ready (almost) to just pick out something cheap and serviceable. And halfway to the discount place where I had been skulking about off and on all week, I decided that I wanted to go back to LM#3 and see if they still had the six pieces of the tile of my dreams. If they had it, I was prepared to buy it and cut it up and somehow use it for trim.

So, Husband, being the nice and patient man he is, turned the car around and headed for LM#3. And, sure enough, there was the tile, right where I had left it. The sales guy walked up, and recognized me. 

I guess you still just have the six pieces? I asked, with just a twinge of wistfulness. A twinge.

Oh, I can order that for you. He said, without even the slightest twinge of anything.

Really? was my response, with a twinge of something that wasn't exactly wist.

That's when I noticed another man standing a few feet away. A man who turned out to be either the manager or the owner.

I was too happy about the tile to be more than slightly miffed. After the past two weeks, I have decided that there is some sort of Secret Brotherhood of Tile Salesmen. They meet in abandoned warehouses after midnight and swap secret handshakes and tips for pretending to be helpful while not actually doing anything they say they will do (you will be happy to discover that I spared you all the story of the discount tile store, which promised to order some samples for me and then didn't). 

In any case, I now have 50 square feet of tile. Yes, I only needed 20 to do the floor, but I couldn't afford the 70 it would take to do the bathtub surround, so I picked up the difference and got enough to do some sort of something. Maybe stripes. maybe a random pattern. Maybe a mosaic of myself in tile, standing victorious with one foot atop a prone tile salesman.

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[User Picture]From: saffirebleu
2008-08-27 05:01 am (UTC)
What a fabulous ending to this search!
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[User Picture]From: spinthemoon
2008-08-30 03:19 am (UTC)
I am very excited.
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From: spritzcourt
2008-08-27 01:45 pm (UTC)
Yeah!!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: onelargecat
2008-08-27 09:06 pm (UTC)
Cool.

I would have been tempted to say (within earshot of the manager/owner), "Oh, I thought you said it couldn't be ordered when I was here last time?"
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[User Picture]From: spinthemoon
2008-08-30 03:19 am (UTC)
I seriously thought about it, but was afraid I'd jinx myself.
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[User Picture]From: nevermind_that
2008-08-28 04:12 am (UTC)
I have decided that there is some sort of Secret Brotherhood of Tile Salesmen. They meet in abandoned warehouses after midnight and swap secret handshakes and tips for pretending to be helpful while not actually doing anything they say they will do.

Haha. I think you may be on to something there. ;-)

Yay for tile though!

Edited at 2008-08-28 04:12 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: aims814
2008-08-28 03:34 pm (UTC)
YaY!!! I knew when I read the title, you were able to get the tile you hoped for! Can't wait to see the photos when y'all are finished. Are you putting it down yourselves? If so, please make a video. ;-)
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[User Picture]From: spinthemoon
2008-08-30 03:20 am (UTC)
ha ha ha...no. About the video, I mean. You really, really, don't want to see me bending over.

I think my sister is going to do it, since I have zero experience with tile.
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