Welcome to the modern age

I've spent a lot of time over the past few years talking about how much I hate cell phones. The whole idea of cell phones just annoys me.

So of course, I now have a cell phone. I don't think I'm in any danger of becoming one of those annoying cell phone users, though. Because I can't figure out how the dang thing works.

See?



This is me, trying to figure out how to check a text message. It makes my head hurt.

I've had it for a month now, and so far I've managed to sucessfully send one text message and make two phone calls. I attempted to send a picture, but I have no idea if that worked or not. 

But the worst part? Now I can't be all snobby about not having a cell phone.