I do have the energy to give you a funny...Oldest Daughter and I have been watching a lot of tv (cable!) this past week, which annoys Middle Daughter to no end. Why does it annoy Middle Daughter? Because Oldest Daughter and I can't watch tv without snarking.
For example, we were watching a redecorating show on the Paint Drying Channel. The owners had decorated most of their house to look like a medieval castle, but the master bath was still in a sort of 70's-swing-meets-art-deco-done-badly style. So the announcer says, We're going to give them a bathroom reminiscent of a medieval castle, to which Oldest Daughter replied, What? A plank with a hole in it?