Ain't it the truth
For Valentine's Day, I gave the boy a card, and some new markers, and a small heart-shaped box of sweet tarts. He was quite delighted with all of his gifts, but especially the sweet tarts.
He opened the box and waved it in front of me enticingly.
Look, Mom. He said. They're controlling your brain.
Truer than you know, Son. Truer than you know.