1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Well, we've only been married a little under ten years, so I don't know how serious it is. 2) What was your dream growing up?
To marry Elton John. My gaydar kicked in a little late. 3) What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could draw and/or paint. 4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A nice chai latte, because I never buy one for myself. 5) Favorite vegetable?
I can't say because all the other vegetables will be jealous. 6) What was the last book you read?
The last one I finished was Wolf Wing
, which was one of Middle Daughter's Christmas presents. 7) What zodiac sign are you?
Double Leo. Leo with Leo rising. 8) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
My ears are pierced, one hole each. 9) Worst habit?
I'm habitually late. 10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
I would assume you're walking for exercise. 11) What is your favorite sport?
Snarking. 12) Do you have a negative or optimistic attitude?
I am an Optimistic pessimist. I always think the worst will happen, but that it won't be that bad. 13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Say something horribly clever to start a witty conversation until we're rescued.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I don't remember the bad things.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
There's nothing weird about me. You can stop laughing now.
16) Do you have any pets?
Not at the moment. 17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
You would be absolutely horrified by the squalor in which we live. 18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
Don't take this wrong, but I don't remember. Um, and this is completely unrelated to my answer to #14! 19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Just a little creepy. 20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd have my neck back. 21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Depends on the crime. 22) What color eyes do you have?
Brown 23) Ever been arrested?
Nope. 24) Bottle or can soda?
Fountain. 25) If you won $100,000 today, what would you do with it?
I would want to spend it on a trip to Ireland, but I'd probably just pay it towards the mortgage. 26) Would you date me?
Like in carbon dating?27) What's your favorite place to hang out?
Right here. 28) Do you believe in ghosts?
I can't imagine why anyone would want to hang around after they're dead. 29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
I'm doing it right now. 30) Do you swear a lot?
Heck no. (Sadly, I really do) 31) Biggest pet peeve?
Lately, rude drivers really get on my nerves. 32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Legendary. 33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Yes, although my definition is probably different than most people's. 34. (wildcard) If you could spend one day back in time, when/where would you go?
I don't know that I would. 35. Do you believe in God?