Today, I stayed home from work because The Boy was sick. He was up in the middle of the night with an earache, and a cold, and was running a fever. I sent an email letting my team know I wouldn't be in, and made a joke about The Boy's earache not being related to my piano playing.
And this is the reply I got back (keep in mind that I am an avid Elton John Fan):
Subject: This Song Has No Title - Just words and a tune
OK let's review.
Always wanted a piano.
New piano delivered yesterday.
Today we have The rockin Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.
Well I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues, but Don't Let the Sun Go Down on You. I recommend some Country Comfort and when you're rested, Come Down in Time. "A" and I will be here with the Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters trying not to Burn Down the Mission.
But hey - that's the Circle of Life.
So of course I had to send back
Hey, Don't Shoot Me - I'm Only the Piano Player!