I learned that if I go to the grocery store with my teenage daughter, and Klondike bars are on sale, and I mention this, my teenage daughter will not respond with, "Get behind me, Klondike bars! Do not tempt us with thy crackly chocolaty coating! Do not beckon to us with thy creamy coldness! For thou art a false goodness, who will cling to the thighs of all who partaketh of thee, and will follow me for all the days of my life!"
Nooooooo. What she will say is "Oooooo! Klondike bars!"