The DSL has been acting up.
The Olympics have me hypnotized.
I have a bruise on my pinky.
Livejournal has been loading very, very slowly.
My husband has been monopolizing the computer.
I'm still trying to clean up all the graphite powder from when the police dusted for fingerprints.
I spent all evening making invitations for my father's 80th birthday party.
The moon is in a weird phase.
I was washing my hair.
All my words are missing.
I forgot I had a blog.
I was abducted by aliens.
OK, so I made that last one up.