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This is my life...because I couldn't make this stuff up [Mar. 25th, 2007|08:47 pm]
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Snippits of conversations overheard around our house recently...

Husband: I'd like to have minions
Middle Daughter: If you get minions, don't get the creepy puppet-headed kind.

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The Boy: Can I have some of your candy?
Middle Daughter: No. It's my candy, and I don't want to share it.
The Boy: You have to share - it's God's will.

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(Set up - we were watching a tv show, and Husband left to do something in another room. He came back in to watch the end of the show)
Husband: What did I miss?
Middle Daughter: 53 minutes.

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The Boy: Sorry, Mom - we only need one King's Fool, and Dad's it.

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My cousin: How do you know the turtle is dead?
Her husband: Well, his legs were sticking out of the shell, and they were stiff.
My cousin: You mean he has rigortortise?

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Huband: It's half man, half monster. It's a Manster.

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The Boy: I'm a Pirate. A sandwich pirate. That's a pirate who only eats sandwiches.

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[User Picture]From: wyckhurst
2007-03-26 02:08 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I read these out loud to Bill. We lol'ed!
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-03-26 06:22 am (UTC)
These are hilarious!

Siskers
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From: blissonbliss
2007-03-26 07:44 pm (UTC)
Wow you are all a witty bunch! I'm impressed!
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-03-27 03:46 am (UTC)

Ha!

Rigotortise is just too flippin' funny. Even Don loved that one.

I agree with the Boy. It's God will that candy be shared.

Annie-not signed in.


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[User Picture]From: quaero_verum
2007-03-27 06:29 am (UTC)
We mothers are veritible respositories of Witty Remarks and Cutting Edge Interjections that are often sufficient to put one on the floor, either in utter shock or just plain incredulousness....

Especially us mothers with Kids Under The Age of 8.

After that, they just tend to get obnoxious.
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