|Five signs you need to sex up your wardrobe
||[May. 17th, 2006|10:06 pm]
1. All your underwear came in a four-pack. From Sam's.|
2. Your good bra is the one without safety pins.
3. You convince yourself that yoga pants are sexy.
4. Everything you sleep in has a looney tunes character on it.
5. Your husband starts referring to your galoshes as your "slut boots".