1. Where did your last kiss take place?
I'm not telling
2. Who knows a secret or two about you?
I have no secrets
3. Three words to explain why you last threw up?
Too strong antibiotics
4. Have you ever burned yourself?
5. What's crazy to you?
6. Favorite cuss word:
I like them all equally
7. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
See #5. Substitute "who" for "what".
8. Who is your hero?
Pretty much anyone who is more together than I am. Which is pretty much everyone.
9. Would you ever want to be a model?
A model what?
11. Do you tell white lies?
No. (<--- Example)
12. When is the next party?
Today at 3:00. A bridal tea for my cousin.
13. Who do you want to be with right now?
I'm already with them.
15. How do you handle a break up?
I walk away.
16. Your motivation for tomorrow?
I have none.
17. Last person to hurt you?
Me. I sliced my finger open on a butter knife this morning.
18. Last person to make you laugh?
19. Last thing you ate?
Peanut butter toast.
20. Do u ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
21. Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect?
If I had, how would I know? I have eaten some on purpose, though.
22. Do daddy long legs freak you out?
23. Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
Hello...mom here. What do you think?
24. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and eaten it?
25. Do you kiss your pets on the mouth?
I don't have any pets.
27. What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
I don't really know any serial killers.
28. Do you ever talk to the TV?
No, but the sofa and I have some great conversations.
29. Would you ever work in a retirement home?
It wouldn't be my first choice.
30. Do you believe plants have feelings?
Yes. It annoys the vegans.
31. Do you laugh at people with "bowl" haircuts?
Do people still have those?
32. Do you have nervous twitches?
No, all my twitches are serene.
33. Are you ever purposely irritating?
No, it comes naturally.
36. Love or lust?
You mean I have to choose?
37. What did you do today?
Ate breakfast, made pancakes for the kids, did dishes, (which is how I wounded myself)
38. Favorite food?
The food that isn't my favorite would be a shorter list.
39. Do you believe that your first love never dies?
40. What upcoming event are you waiting and ready for?
41. Current smell?Should I be smelling something?
42. Do you get your nails done?No.
43. Most favorite people?My family. Real and otherwise.
44. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's?I can't remember that far back. I haven't ordered anything from McDonald's in over a decade.
45. Are you an emotional person?Depends on who you ask. I have that whole "cold-hearted bitch" thing going.
46. Do you like your name?Yes. All of them.
47. What color shirt are you wearing?Green.
48. Do you have plans this weekend?Just like every other weekend...to take over the world!
49. Do you work?You could call it that.
50. Do you dance naked in your room at night?Like I'd tell you.
51. Why did your last relationship end?Ask him.
52. What are you listening to right now?Buffy on the telly. Middle Daughter is still trying to catch up.
53. Biggest fear?Something happening to my children I can't fix.
55. How long have you been a part of LJ?
Couple of years now. I lose count.
56. Favorite place to be?With my family.
57. Do you have a crush?I think my husband is pretty cute.
58. Do you hate anybody?Nah. Too much effort.
59. Does anyone hate you?I'm sure there are one or two.
60. How many people do you trust fully?
Most likely more than I should.